Intermission: three favorite jokes

Q: What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

A: Make me one with everything.

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Q: Why couldn’t the Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?

A: He had no attachments.

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So the vendor gave the Buddhist a hotdog with everything on it and the Buddhist gave him a $20 bill.

The vendor put the bill in his drawer and closed it.

Where’s my change? asked the Buddhist.

Change comes from within, replied the vendor.

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partial pencil portrait preparing for a group project. artist: Tim Folzenlogen

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Writing about death, mental illness, spirituality, art and perfume. Because beauty feeds the soul, and love is beyond what we think.

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